1 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:12,664 [suspenseful orchestral music] 2 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:15,711 [crickets chirping] 3 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:21,891 ♪ 4 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:29,159 Oh... hey, buddy boo. 5 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:31,205 Come here, boy. 6 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:33,033 -Come here. -[computer dings] 7 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,689 [clears throat] 8 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:40,475 All right. 9 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:42,781 [computer keys clack] 10 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:54,184 -Hey, girl. -Hi, Wrestlerstud. 11 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:55,490 You look hot today. 12 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,622 -So do you. -Thanks. 13 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:58,884 [giggling] 14 00:00:58,928 --> 00:01:00,538 Show me lower. 15 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:04,586 Mm-mm-mm. 16 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:06,370 [computer chiming] 17 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,329 Thank you, mama. 18 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:10,026 [woman] Gotta be quick. 19 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,984 Whatever you want. 20 00:01:12,028 --> 00:01:15,814 Ooh. Did you save a big load for me this time? 21 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:17,686 Just wait and see, baby. 22 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:21,907 -Oh, fuck. -[woman moaning] 23 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:24,432 [both panting] 24 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:27,478 Who's your buddy? Does he want to join? 25 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,132 What buddy? 26 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,091 The one that just came in the room. 27 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,531 [chuckles] 28 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:38,054 You scared me. 29 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,273 [loud banging on door] 30 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,231 [clicks keyboard] 31 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,152 What? 32 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,893 -[Chloe] Dude. -What? 33 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:52,112 Use fucking headphones 34 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:53,156 if you're gonna watch porn. 35 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,810 I have students texting me. 36 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:57,029 I didn't know that it went through the door. 37 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:59,031 It does when it's open. Shut it, like this. 38 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:00,337 -I was sh-- -[door slams] 39 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:05,603 -[zipping] -[sighing] 40 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,127 Sorry. 41 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,347 Need to get back in the mood. 42 00:02:10,391 --> 00:02:12,306 Well, where'd your friend go? Maybe he can help. 43 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,525 [chuckles] Nice try. 44 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,575 Ah, fuck! 45 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:23,273 [fists thudding] 46 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:25,841 [woman] Stop! Stop it! 47 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:28,104 You're gonna kill him! Stop it! Get off! 48 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,193 Get off of him! Stop! 49 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:33,501 [computer keys tapping] 50 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:39,985 [laid-back pop music] 51 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:53,085 ♪ 52 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:56,741 [car engine humming] 53 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,355 [engine stops] 54 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:09,014 Man, oh, man. Look at this. 55 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,060 Wish I was going back to college. 56 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:13,193 I know. I know you crushed it. 57 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:15,499 Yeah. Well, you can too, you know. 58 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:18,198 You know it doesn't matter you didn't do shit in high school, 59 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:21,897 'cause college chicks are, like, way more sophisticated. 60 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:25,030 Dudes too. Hey, college dudes are, like, 61 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:26,902 sophisticated, you know? 62 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:29,948 -I'm here for the education. -Yeah, I know, Mr. Full Ride. 63 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:32,255 All I'm trying to say is college is about 64 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:33,996 finding out what you want and going after it. 65 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:36,041 Jacob. I got it. 66 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:38,174 I know. I know. You got it. 67 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,481 All right. 68 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:42,265 Thank you. 69 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,919 Look, Bri-Bri. 70 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:47,183 Me and Nana, we're real proud of you, okay? 71 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:51,318 Now, 15 minutes down the road if you need anything. 72 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:54,843 Go get 'em, tiger. Come on! 73 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:56,801 -Want me to help you? -Yeah. Just-- 74 00:03:56,845 --> 00:03:58,325 -You're a big, strong boy. -Thanks. 75 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,805 -All right. Let's go. -I'm good. 76 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:02,329 Looking good, buddy. 77 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:06,681 [trunk slams] 78 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,639 Proud of you, bro. 79 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,600 Thanks. 80 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:17,039 [overlapping chatter] 81 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:22,958 Hey. Brian Tims? 82 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:24,742 Hi, welcome to Starling University. 83 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,309 I'm Chloe, your dorm R.A. 84 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,529 This is Tommy, my jack-of-all-trades. 85 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:31,445 -Let me get you checked in. -[keyboard clacking] 86 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:34,839 [chuckles] "New Joisey." The armpit of America. 87 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:37,277 At least it's only eight miles away from midtown Manhattan. 88 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,323 Yeah. No one from New Jersey actually says "Joisey" 89 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:43,370 in any context, unless you're from New Jersey 90 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:46,068 and trying to explain that people don't say "Joisey." 91 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:48,288 If you say so. 92 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:50,377 All right, this is gonna get you on Wi-Fi. 93 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:52,292 It's also got some orientation materials 94 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,119 and some free student software. 95 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,339 And... 96 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:59,386 all right, Joisey. You are in room 213. 97 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:00,865 -Thanks. -See you around. 98 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:02,302 Good luck. 99 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:08,830 [overlapping chatter] 100 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:13,748 ♪ 101 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,750 -Oh. I'm sorry. -Okay. 102 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,491 [woman] Erin! Erin, where are you? 103 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:18,883 Whatever. 104 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:21,930 [boy] Hi! How are you? 105 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:24,062 [girl 1] So good to see you! 106 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:28,458 [girl 2] Hi! No, no, I just arrived. 107 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:31,026 -Oh, shit. -I'm-- I'm so sorry. 108 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:32,375 God. You ever heard of knocking? 109 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:33,942 Should I leave? I-- 110 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:36,248 -[laughs] -Just messing with you, bro. 111 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:37,946 It's all good. 112 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:40,296 Um... here, set your monitor down, 113 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,559 I'll help you with your bag. 114 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:44,909 -[thud, shattering] -Shit. 115 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:46,998 Got a body in there, or what's up, man? 116 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,697 I just-- I brought a bottle of wine with me. 117 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:52,134 Ah! Fancy, aren't you? 118 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:53,614 Well, I'm sorry about that, man. 119 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,006 I'll get you a new one. I'm Jeremy. 120 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,530 -Brian. -Nice to meet you. 121 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:58,662 This is my beautiful girlfriend, Lexi. 122 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:00,751 -Hi. -Brian. 123 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,450 Ah. You must be one of the lucky freshman 124 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,756 to get a sophomore roommate to show you the ropes. 125 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,323 I guess so. 126 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:12,284 All right, well, come on. Let's let him get settled in peace. 127 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:14,156 -[Jeremy] See you around. -Thanks. 128 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:17,507 [sighs] 129 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,564 [phone buzzing] 130 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:32,043 Hmm. 131 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:33,697 Speak of the devil. 132 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:36,134 No, no, Nana, Nana. No, I-- 133 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:38,136 I'm not calling you the devil. I was-- 134 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:40,312 I was looking at a picture of you when you called. 135 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,011 Yeah, everything's great. 136 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,971 No, I'm-- I'm glad I saved the money. 137 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:49,234 Yeah. You know, screw NYU. 138 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:52,368 Yeah, his name's Jeremy. 139 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,544 He's got a really pretty girlfriend. 140 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:57,678 Yeah. Really pretty. 141 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,941 -Nah. -[clattering] 142 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:01,682 [ominous music] 143 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,510 Apparently he, uh, took over my drawer. 144 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,207 [sighs] 145 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:08,515 No, Nana, I did not get a chance to choose 146 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:09,994 my side of the room. 147 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:13,607 No. Yeah, that's-- yeah, that's right. 148 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,173 [grunts] 149 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:18,263 Well, I don't know. Maybe he's just-- 150 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:21,179 Maybe he's just being an idiot. I don't know. 151 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:22,964 Hey, Nana, I should-- I should go 152 00:07:2...
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