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Mansplainer, Away!
A singleplayer, single page game for one Man(™)
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and his keyboard
by Jacqueline Bryk
You will need:
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A word processor
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A d20
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Experience with this particular sort of internet doofus
You are a
MANSPLAINER
and
SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET.
Your
NAME
is: Steve, Mike, Gerald, Holden, John, Colin, Zak, Jim, Edward, or something else
MASCULINE.
You can feel one of three
EMOTIONS
at any given time:
PRIDE, DESIRE/HUNGER,
or
ANGER.
Your posts may not
project any other
EMOTION.
Roll 1d20 to find an incorrect post to respond to. Remember, you’re right and they need to be educated. You may
post as many times as you like to play this game.
1 A woman says she actually enjoys playing video
games
2 Someone says someone you don’t like is a person
who deserves respect
3 Someone you don’t respect charges money for a
product or service
4 Someone asks you not to call them by a nickname
5 Someone says they don’t want to be perceived by
men
6 You see a video about a female priest or cleric
7 Someone asks to be educated about a term you
don’t like, like “nonbinary” or “traumatized”
8 Someone complains about capitalism
9 Someone likes a whiskey you don’t like
10 Another man says he’s a feminist for reasons that
affect him
11 A man with pink hair says he supports leftist
politics
12 A woman posts a video showing you how to repair
part of your car
13 You compliment someone on a physical feature
and they ask you not to
14 A woman talks about WWII
15 Someone suggests you play a game other than
your favorite (D&D, LotFP, Halo, etc)
16 Someone doesn’t like Woody Allen movies
17 Someone rambles about the inherent trauma of
existing under a capitalist system
18 Someone who isn’t you develops a game
19 Someone asks if you’ve gotten the COVID vaccine
20 Someone says Animal Crossing or the Sims or
Stardew Valley is “a fun game”
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You do not need to be a man to play this game.
Thank you to the following patrons:
Alden Strock, Blaine C. Rineer, Christopher Vittal, Dana Leaman, Fishmanfishfish, Ian A. A.
Watson, Julia Krystosek, Justin Buckley, Katriel Paige, Kerstin Wolff, Natalie Zina Walschots, Patrick Barnes, Rose Bailey, Ryan
Macklin, and Satyros Phil Brucato.
Thank you to:
Jay Dragon for giving me Official Indie Permission to write this dumbass game.

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